I have to write this down before I forget it...

Okay, so my brother is sleeping on the couch when my mom comes in and says that dinner's ready. My brother wakes up, still totally in dreamland, and asks something like, "Is the volleyball game ready yet?"

We all look at him weirdly, and my mom goes, "No, dinner's ready."

And he says, "But I wanna play volleyball."

We don't even OWN a volleyball. When my mom says he's still asleep, he just goes "Shut up" and turns back over.

Hahahaha.

Not that I haven't said my share of strange things while waking up...
My mom: Did you hear your alarm go off?
Me: The Ford Motor Company!!!